hbunot:

I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.

breadsigh:

please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

suspend:

HOW DO YOU EVEN CHOOSE A PROFILE PICTURE LIKE THAT THING IS SO STRESSFUL

alexturner:

I once met Alex round Alexa Chung’s mums house with my mum (who didn’t really know who he was) he was nice when i asked to take a photo with him he sat me down in front of the fire with a box of chocolates and a bottle of famous grouse he was really nice and didn’t once talk about himself all he talked about was us and what we do he also had a thick Sheffield accent too. 
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kateubabe:

Alexa Chung in a Elie Saab dress, mask by Erickson Beamon and a ring by Harry Winston.

virguin:

If you were my homework I’d do you.

organmeat:

*throws laptop in bathtub* aesthetic

not-the-very-button:

itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

Fun Fact: The only times in Jr. High I was ever popular were doing Jeopardy review games. Once, when the teacher split us into teams, a guy literally pointed at me and went “YES! We got the smart one!”

And for one brief moment, I was a queen. 

realfurry:

*draws*
What the fuck